Dual....:-)
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
