there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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