Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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