I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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