Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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