no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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