I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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