I faked an abortion last night.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Randomize
