Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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