what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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