Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
This is my gift to your gina
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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