I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
