if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
My vagina is officially offended.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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