Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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