Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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