so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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