i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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