Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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