Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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