the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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