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Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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