You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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