Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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