Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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