like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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