David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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