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Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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