I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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