the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
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