Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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