at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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