You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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