Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Randomize
