So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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