Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
My vagina just recognized that song.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
