we're blogging at a bar
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
