Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Who died my cat blue again?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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