no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
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