Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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