he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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