he fucked my hip out of place.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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