I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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