If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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