So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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