When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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