Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
My dick has a subreddit
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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