your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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