i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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