Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
