Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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