Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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