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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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