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she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.

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I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like

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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.

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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool

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I just Tebowed the shit out of her.

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Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.

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I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas

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I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.

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So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there

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Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?

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