Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
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